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6 minutes ago 42 notes #LOVE IT 
Anonymous:  Why do you always have to answer questions so snobby? Your followers obviously care and like you so much that they wanna know about you and the least you could do is appreciate that

hatelyn:

THE SASS

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It’s you. It’s been you for the past 267 days. Since the moment I met you. It’s you at 2 in the morning or 4 in the afternoon. It’s you when I’m sleeping and studying and eating and laughing. You are everywhere and you are everything.

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source


Ok wheres the rock tho

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

Ok wheres the rock tho

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27 minutes ago 28 notes
Anonymous:  I started following you because of the gif of the old white lady popping up in front of the nba player.

kingjaffejoffer:

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galettefootball:

A small selection from Christopher Pillitz brilliant series. His book Brazil - The Beautiful Game will be published in February 2013

View more here

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hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

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3 hours ago 366 notes
nosdrinker:

what the fuck

Well they aren’t wrong

nosdrinker:

what the fuck

Well they aren’t wrong

dirtyasianbidness:

Off to work…peace.

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3 hours ago 35,439 notes

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arctic-sea:

I’m not surprised hearing that people fuck pillows because we got people out here banging car tailpipes and ferris wheels so pillow-fuckers are really aiming low.

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whitegirlsaintshit:

igohardinovertime:

brezhnev-jokes:

i knew it, obama is a nerd

#DadAttire

Obama work at the corner bodega in his spare time. he the nigga that gotta sign for the carton of cold cuts and say shit like “okay, papi, get busy you been in here for five minutes ain’t nothin special hidin in the cheetos. you don’t see what you like? you gotta leave my friend.”

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