Chillin in the burbs
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blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

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*friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
friend: you good?
*i look up slowly*
me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin

therealhamster:

just remembered that I set up my dick as one of my finger prints on my phone while drunk one night. i can unlock my phone with my dick head. 2014 is amazing

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I woke up and yelled what really loud and scared my dog so bad he barked at me lol. Why the fuck do i wake up yelling what lmao

verylittlebird:

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.

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catsbeaversandducks:

10 Cats That Are So Screwed Because The Floor Is Lava

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avianawareness:

perks-of-being-chinese:

iguanamouth:

birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???

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fuckin

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crazy ass

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bobbleheaded

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tiny motherfuckin

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i dont even

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things that dont make any sense

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dragon faced

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jesus christ is that a duck

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some kind of prehistoric nonsense

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holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS

birds are so cool omg

I won’t be happy until birds rule the internet because BIRDS.

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pdlcomics:

New Roommate

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kingjaffejoffer:

people are going in on Floyd today

kingjaffejoffer:

people are going in on Floyd today

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thisshitfunny:

"lemme get a Boosie fade" 

thisshitfunny:

"lemme get a Boosie fade" 

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