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androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

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Anonymous:  One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad

olivegarden:

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

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reasons why communism won’t work

crustpunkslamdunk:

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suprchnk:

you ever try to listen to a little kid tell a story and they just take forever to do it cause they don’t really know how to put sentences together and you’re just there like jesus fucking christ i didn’t even want to know that badly

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coralisbadillo:

warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

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#this chicken is dangerous

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the-pietriarchy:

clearly-on-drugs:

the-pietriarchy:

there are still school shooter fangirls on this website

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do you really have to be this fucking ignorant?

prguitarman:

I want to believe

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http://madeupmonkeyshit.tumblr.com/post/97414028838/pussylipgloss-i-apologize-for-responding-so-late

madeupmonkeyshit:

pussylipgloss

i apologize for responding so late, and its very unfortunate that you still got the same lines from half a year ago but please, shutcho over the cooked binya binya ass up, just because a nigga tells people they shouldnt feel self conscious about something dont mean he corny,…

Letting yourself be the scapegoat in an act of self atonement ✌

4 days ago 67,038 notes
villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

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